- me: mom... dad... im g-
- parents: gay?
- me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
look at the stars, look how they shine for you
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald